Gone is that “obligation” that erotic products, dildos and vibrators in particular, were extremely obvious and, as if that were not enough, with not very elegant phallic shapes.
In my reviews I have presented you with a multitude of erotic products that did not necessarily show what they were, but there are some in particular that are so discreet that they could decorate a shelf in your home without anyone noticing what they are; They may ask you in which decoration store you bought it.
Whether it is because you are uncomfortable with an overly anatomical shape, because you are looking for discretion or simply a design that is pleasing to the eye, there are many products (vibrators in particular) that go beyond the norm, and even the new style, to offer subtlety turned into an erotic toy. Attractive designs, striking colors, imitations of other random objects (ice creams, ducklings …), all to make masturbatory pleasure more original.
In this article I am going to present some of those designs that, if you see them on a table or a shelf, you would hardly deduce that it is a vibrator; Unless of course, you dedicate yourself to the same thing as me … Today we are talking about erotic toys that do not seem what they are.
A good diamond does not fail
I’m not really into “diamonds are a woman’s best friends” thing, but in this case I can make an exception.
Twenty One, by Bijoux Indiscrets, is a powerful diamond-shaped vibrator that serves both to stimulate the clitoris with its tip, and to massage any corner with its base and sides.
It’s rechargeable, made of shiny, body-safe ABS and waterproof. The power will surprise you so much that this diamond will become your best friend. Including the packaging has a great style, so it will be really discreet whether it is on your nightstand or on the dining table.
Pleasure from here to the moon
If you have a space geek point, Path Finder 2 can take you to the Moon.
This original vibrator, from the Retro Pocket Rockets collection by Big Teaze Toys, is shaped like a rocket and includes a base to be able to place it standing up that imitates the lunar surface. It only has a vibration mode, but you cannot deny that it has a fun design that would look great next to your science fiction bookshelf.
Ducks to water
The ducklings from Big Teaze Toys are reminiscent of the typical children’s bathing figure, but with a different twist.
There are very simple models, and others more elaborate with details of stud necklaces, gags, and even marabou feathers. They have recently released new models with romantic inspiration full of kisses and hearts, and others that represent several of the LGTBI flags.
Depending on the model, they have one or more vibrations. The new ones also have a much more comfortable power button and a slightly more manageable structure. Find the one that represents you the most or you like the most, take a relaxing bath and then let your duck conquer your bath with his personal style.
Thinking about ice cream and sex may give you some cold, but in the case of Shiri Zinn‘s iScream, I already tell you that cold is not going to happen at all.
Made entirely with medical silicone, it has a very soft touch and a really remarkable power. It can be bought with the support, to place it as in the ice cream parlor and to decorate your favorite corner. Even the box, which has music, is suitable for displaying it.
The base of the cone is perfect to stimulate the clitoris or the nipples, and the part of the syrup to massage the area you prefer and feel its powerful vibrations.
Fleurotics is a vibrator that simulates a delicate flower. Made with medical silicone and rechargeable battery, it has a motor in its yarn.
This allows penetration, causing the vibration to be distributed through it, but also through the petal that surrounds it, providing a pleasant and soft sensation on the vulva. The same finds a place on your bedside table as on the coffee table.
Put it on the go
We transfer the subtlety of the home to the street. Vesper by Crave is a vibrating necklace that you can take with you wherever you go without anyone noticing that it is hiding something wonderful.
Metallic structure and long chain that complements your look. It has several modes of vibration, it is very silent and has great power. Ideal for finishing off an interesting date.
It falls on the neckline and everyone will think that it is a common necklace unless you reveal your true identity.
Discretion is possible
I have already shown you that it is possible to have an erotic product so subtle and discreet that nobody knows that it is an object of pleasure.
Like the previous ones, there are many other products that look for an original design, that is outside the norm and that does not give any clue to whoever intends to gossip.
However, here what matters is your pleasure. That it is a product that offers you what you are looking for, with which you feel good, that is safe for the body and that makes you want to repeat the experience. If it is more or less discreet, it is up to you, whoever gossips will do it at their own risk, and if a toy is found, recommend your favorite one, maybe they need it!